Posted on: July 2, 2008, Tagged as accident, bike, dumbass, stupid

Not really. But, imagine if you get off work one day and you're like, "Oh boy I'm gonna go jogging around Crissy Field and take in the views of the Golden Gate Bridge!" Then you put on your little spandex shants and cross trainers and head out to nature to get your fuckin' run on!

It would probably be awesome to have your Ipod, cranked to 50 of something ridiculous and run your little heart out to some metal bands that's never gone running, that's probably ironic, I don't really know the meaning of ironic, I just know it has nothing to do with that one song by that Canadian bitch.

So you're like running along, and the suns kinda setting and its like OMIGAWD SO PURRFECT!

And then basically, I'm there, not knowing wtf I'm doing on a bicycle and I'm riding on the sidewalk and I'm about to shit all over your parade. See, I went on some inhuman rampage of a ride yesterday and on the 2nd leg of the ride, I started looking backwards, while riding forwards on a sidewalk, because I wanted to find a friend that was with me.

This girl was running forwards and looking forwards, but see the catch is, I was behind her.

Now imagine you're running along and your favorite song is about to hit its chorus for the 9th time when suddenly you're mounted by a bunch of steel and rubber that just doesn't give a flying FUCK. And then obviously you're knocked to the ground and then some hipster asian dumbfuck falls all over you.

That was some random chicks night last night. And I made it happen! I feel/felt really super bad and I was sorta just trying to do too much at once and totally NAILED this chick! She was ok. Wasn't hurt too bad. I'm ok, banged up my knee. She jogged off because goddamnit, if she didn't make it to the bridge then the terrorists win! I biked another 10 miles up hill to Legion of Honor and past the cliff house and through Golden Gate park and then got drruuuunnnnnnk.

Today my knee feels like ass rape. However on the plus, I think that qualifies for a CL Missed Connection!!

I should really get brakes on this thing.
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